ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum tells a hilarious joke but only Obama hears it and when he tells it everybody laughs.

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII lllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooove trrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaash

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foodfuckery:

themusingsofdd submitted:

Banana Bread

click on picture for recipe/source!

  1. Camera: Canon EOS DIGITAL REBEL XSi
  2. Aperture: f/5
  3. Exposure: 1/50th
  4. Focal Length: 78mm

Eh.

same

foodfuckery:

 amanndddaaaa submitted:

Zucchini chickpea patty

And now for some *healthy* food porn

  1. Camera: Canon EOS REBEL T2i
  2. Aperture: f/4.5
  3. Exposure: 1/50th
  4. Focal Length: 56mm

(Source: lorenannesde)

I’m sorry, can we just all take a moment to remember this:

(Source: lightntangy)

  • everyone: you're so quiet
  • me: i'm not quiet i just don't fucking like you
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Tumblr’s National Anthem

Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. 

(Source: randomness-is-epic)

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