I hope Rick Santorum tells a hilarious joke but only Obama hears it and when he tells it everybody laughs.
I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII lllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooove trrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaash
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themusingsofdd submitted:
Banana Bread
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I’m sorry, can we just all take a moment to remember this:

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Tumblr’s National Anthem
Rule #3 Of Tumblr :
ALWAYS RE-BLOG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
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